Have you ever been over a friend's house to eat?

Have you ever went over a friends house to eat and the food just aint no good? I mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed and the chicken tastes like wood. So you try to play it off like you think you can by sayin that youre full and then your friend says, "Momma he's just being polite he aint finished." Uh uh that's bull! So your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie and you say that you already ate, and your friend says, "Man there's plenty of food so you pile some more on your plate."